No matter how much pressure you feel about tying the knot, whether it’s from family or friends or the grooms mom, do not go into debt for a wedding do it for a Porsche instead. Here’s why.
For every one of those $100 plates of food that no one eats, the drinks, the cake and the DJ, your money would much better spent on the leather interior upgrade on a Porsche 911 Carrera. But don’t tell anyone I pointed you down this path because you have to keep it under wraps. Otherwise to your friends and family you’re an outsider on the fringe of society and shunned from future roast dinners at his or her mom’s place every Sunday. Forever.
So elope. Fly to Vegas for the weekend, enjoy a great steak dinner together and do a drive-thru wedding. It’s WAY cheaper and it’s quite popular there, plus no one will know otherwise, it’s just a little weekend escape. In the meantime your money is in the bank earning the interest you require for a Porsche.
If you opt for the wedding instead I won’t blame you and I completely understand, but just be aware that those memories you create at a wedding, those cheesy photos in the hundreds of little cards you will mail to friends – each with a personal note and signed by both of you, or the never ending speeches that evoke groans and heaving drinking from your 100+ guests at $100 a plate, or the moment you father in-law flips out and punches your uncle; just imagine all the juicy stuff you’ll miss, and the money flowing from your pocket book like Niagara Falls.
A wedding is a hole in the ground you throw money into, a Porsche is a dream that you invest in. And the best part of all is that your significant other will be right next to you the whole way, because there are two seats in every Porsche.